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• Go back. Go back where you came from and NEVER return here.
• Abandon all hope.
• Move toward the light.
• Move away from the light.
• Contact technical support:
1. Call #6 (666) 666-6666 ext.666.
2. Select menu prompt 3, then press 3 again after waiting exactly 5.845 seconds.
3. Enter support code d7dc4b59-8ca6-47d2-b7a3-7611bb095148.
4. Enter the serial number of your PC.
5. Press menu prompt 14 and say your blood type.
6. Enter your birth date, your parents' birth dates, all four grandparent's birth dates and your great-grandparents' shoe sizes.
7. Press 0.
8. Oops — you shouldn't have pressed 0. Now you have to start over at No. 1.
9. Don't press 0 this time — instead, enter the square root of the algorithm of pi to 100 decimals. This must be done in base 8, as our equipment needs to be upgraded.
10. When the operator answers, please explain the problem in 25 words or less. She speaks only Tamil, by the way.
11. At the beep, enter your error code number. This is the 46-digit number the operator gave you when you answered. Hope you had a pencil handy.
12. At the second beep, please say the following — it will be recorded for quality assurance and our amusement: "Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."
13. Now hang up and wait for us to call back. We'll get right to it. We promise.